When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via perfect)
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
cryingvagina: i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
foodtrucker: i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything